1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI… PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE ============ ========...

A letter from a Punjabi Mother (India) to her son. My dear .................. Singh, I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a...

TEACHER: Why are you late? L-JOHNNY: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? L-JOHNNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go ...

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot ...

Once upon a time a boy asked a girl "will u marry me"?? Girl Said: "NO" or iistarha wo larka hansi khushi rehney laga......

Doctor: U look exactly like my third wife. Lady: how many wives does u have? Doctor: two (2) Moral: EXPRESS SMART IDEAS, SMARTLY

A Boy wth girl in a very expensive car Jaan!Mene tumse 1 baat chupai k i m already married. Girl: oh GOD !!! Tumne to dra he dia, me smjhi y...

2007 ka Bhikari: Aunty bhooka hoon, khana khila do. Aunty: Abhi khana nahi bana.Bhikari: OK,Jab khana bunn jaey to Missed Call de dena...

When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardar ji, how far is LAND? Sardar: 2 kms Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way? Sardar: DOWNWAR...

A man in US sees a dog jumping around a lady. He kicks the dog 2 death. Newspaper reports:"US CITIZEN SAVES LADY FROM DOG" Man say...

2 sardar bank lootne gaye par gun bhool gaye phir b bank loot liya kaise? Soocho Soocho After all manager b sardar tha, bola gun kal dikha j...

Sardar Ghar Walon K Sath Apna Rishta Pasand karny gya Ghar walo ne kaha dono ko Akela chorr do! Srdar 2 girl: Behn G Tuadey kiny Bhai ne? Gi...

Mama: Beta khana khao ge? Beta: Nai Mama: Acha Mithae khao ge? Beta: Nai Mama: Acha Icecream? Beta: Nai Mama: Chocolate? Beta: Nai Mama: Baa...

Pathan 2 doctor: Puray jism me kahin b ungli lagaon to boht dard hota hai Doctor suggested full body X-ray, when he checked X-ray...Found fr...

One woman to another: Ap ki sab sey bari taqat kia hay? she replies. " Mera Shohar " Aur sab sey bari kamzori? She ...

Sardar ki maut bijli girney se hüi Magar us ki lash muskurati hui mili Bhagwan ne poocha aysa kuyn? Sardar bola: Mujhay laga koi photo kh...

American: A Baby in our country had No Legs. We put Artificial Legs on Him, He is an Athlete now. Russian: A Baby in our country had No Ar...

Sardar ka dost:"Yar tu ne apni biwi ko talaq Q dedi?" Sardar:"Yar actually us ka character boht kharab tha shadi mujse ki t...

Three fastest ways of communications are... 1: tele-phone 2: tele-vision & 3: tell-a-woman if u still need faster...Request her n...

Wife: Honey! What are u looking 4? Husband: Nothing Wife: Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour? Husband: I was ...

At The Scene of an Accident A Man Was Crying: O God I've Lost My Hand Aaah! Sardar: Control Ur self & Don’t Cry See that man who has...

1 Sardar doosray sardar se: "Dus zara duniya da mushkal tareen kaam ki a" ? Dusra Sardar : "Helmet pa k kuri nu kiss karna.....

Sardar's father gave him a gun on wedding nite & said 'fire in air if wife is virgin, shoot her if not' Sardar fired in air ...

Ek Larki Najumi se:Mere liye kaun sa sitara sahi rahe ga? Najumi: Tumhare bache kitne hain? Larki: 11 Najumi: Tumhare liye Sabz sitara sahi ...

10 saal pehly candle light dinner sirf ameer log ker sakty thy magar ab poorey mulk ki awaam ko ye sahoolut mayussar hai.-Farq to para hai- ...

A man catches a fish. Wife: Can’t cook it due to no Gas, no Elect, no Ata & no Cooking Oil. Man puts the fish back in the River. F...

10 sardar and a girl were hanging below a helicpter on a resQ rope Pilot:one must leave bcoz of over load Girl:i'll sacrifce All sardar ...

SARDAR G aap ko garmi lagti hai tou kya karte ho? Sardar : AC k pas ja k beth jata hon Agar phir bhi garmi lage to? Sardar:Aby Pagal phr AC ...

Fill in the blanks with "Haan" or "Nahi". 1: ___ main insan nahi hon. 2: ___ main hi chor hon. 3: ___ mera koi elaj nahi...

Musharraf comes to Delhi for a meeting with Vajpayee. After dinner, Vajpayee says to Musharraf: "Well Parvez, I don't know what you...

Sardar roz kichen main jata or suger box kholta or band kar deta. WHY? Coz doctor ne kaha tha k apni suger roz check kia karo !!

*Once president BUSH went to a school.* *After have a brief talk * *with the children he asked them if they had any questions to ask *him.On...