How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?
One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!!
Dear Bo $$
In thi $ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo $t de $perately. I think you $ hould be under $ tanding of the need $ of your worker $ who have given $ o much $upport including $weat and $ ervice to your company .
I am $ ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re $ pond $ oon .
$ incerely Your $ ,
Marian $ hih
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The next day, the employee received a nice reply like this :
Dear Marian
I kNO w what you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NO ticeably well as yet .
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading eco NOmists are NO t sure if the United States may go into a NO ther recession. After the NO vember presidential elections things may turn bad .
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You k NOw what I mean .
Yours truly,
Manager
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