President bush and musharaf were flying in a plane. Bush said:if i drop a trillion dollars here i'll make a million people happy. Mushar...

Ohh sardar Ge.. ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur house.. sardar G ran 2wards home & came back saying: oee khotia aiwaeen chakkar paway...

One woman to another,Apki sab sey bari taqat kia hay? she replies. " Mera Shohar " Aur sab sey bari kamzori? she replied: ...

Munna bhai:Yeh oxford kya hai? Circuit:Bole to, simple hai bhai, Ox maaney bael,Ford maaney gaari. Oxford bole to....

Pathan 2 doctor,Puray jism me kahin b ungli lagaon to boht dard hota hai, Doctor sugested full body XRay, when he checkd XRay.. found fractu...

Boy: papa 1 glass pani de do Papa: Khud le lo Boy: Plz de do na Papa: Ab manga to thapar maronga Boy: Thapr marne aao to pa...

Mushraf ki niyat "Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki, 6 rocket fire farz, Wastey Bush uncle k, Muu mera 'jamia hafsa ' ki tar...

Sardar ka dost:"Yar tu ne apni biwi ko talaq Q dedi?" Sardar:"Yar actually uska character boht kharab tha shadi mujse ki the ...

10 sardar and a girl were hanging below a helicpter on a resQ ropePilot: one must leave bcoz of over loadGirl: i'll sacrifceAll sardar s...

Sardar roz kichen main jata or suger box kholta or band kar deta. Y? Coz doctor ne kaha tha k apni suger roz che...

U.S.A ne bridge bnaya jo 2citys ko milata ha British ne esa bridge bnaya jo 2countrys ko milata ha PAKISTAN ne esa brige bnaya jo direct ALL...

SARDAR G aap ko garmi lagti hai tou kya karte ho? Sardar : AC k pas ja k beth jata hon Agar phir bhi garmi lage to? Sardar:Aby ...

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..? One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!! ...