Doctor: U look exactly like my third wife. Lady: how many wives does u have? Doctor: two (2) Moral: EXPRESS SMART IDEAS, SMARTLY

A Boy wth girl in a very expensive car Jaan!Mene tumse 1 baat chupai k i m already married. Girl: oh GOD !!! Tumne to dra he dia, me smjhi y...

2007 ka Bhikari: Aunty bhooka hoon, khana khila do. Aunty: Abhi khana nahi bana.Bhikari: OK,Jab khana bunn jaey to Missed Call de dena...

When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardar ji, how far is LAND? Sardar: 2 kms Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way? Sardar: DOWNWAR...

A man in US sees a dog jumping around a lady. He kicks the dog 2 death. Newspaper reports:"US CITIZEN SAVES LADY FROM DOG" Man say...

2 sardar bank lootne gaye par gun bhool gaye phir b bank loot liya kaise? Soocho Soocho After all manager b sardar tha, bola gun kal dikha j...

Sardar Ghar Walon K Sath Apna Rishta Pasand karny gya Ghar walo ne kaha dono ko Akela chorr do! Srdar 2 girl: Behn G Tuadey kiny Bhai ne? Gi...

Mama: Beta khana khao ge? Beta: Nai Mama: Acha Mithae khao ge? Beta: Nai Mama: Acha Icecream? Beta: Nai Mama: Chocolate? Beta: Nai Mama: Baa...

Pathan 2 doctor: Puray jism me kahin b ungli lagaon to boht dard hota hai Doctor suggested full body X-ray, when he checked X-ray...Found fr...

One woman to another: Ap ki sab sey bari taqat kia hay? she replies. " Mera Shohar " Aur sab sey bari kamzori? She ...

Sardar ki maut bijli girney se hüi Magar us ki lash muskurati hui mili Bhagwan ne poocha aysa kuyn? Sardar bola: Mujhay laga koi photo kh...

American: A Baby in our country had No Legs. We put Artificial Legs on Him, He is an Athlete now. Russian: A Baby in our country had No Ar...

Sardar ka dost:"Yar tu ne apni biwi ko talaq Q dedi?" Sardar:"Yar actually us ka character boht kharab tha shadi mujse ki t...

Three fastest ways of communications are... 1: tele-phone 2: tele-vision & 3: tell-a-woman if u still need faster...Request her n...

Wife: Honey! What are u looking 4? Husband: Nothing Wife: Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour? Husband: I was ...

At The Scene of an Accident A Man Was Crying: O God I've Lost My Hand Aaah! Sardar: Control Ur self & Don’t Cry See that man who has...

1 Sardar doosray sardar se: "Dus zara duniya da mushkal tareen kaam ki a" ? Dusra Sardar : "Helmet pa k kuri nu kiss karna.....

Sardar's father gave him a gun on wedding nite & said 'fire in air if wife is virgin, shoot her if not' Sardar fired in air ...

Ek Larki Najumi se:Mere liye kaun sa sitara sahi rahe ga? Najumi: Tumhare bache kitne hain? Larki: 11 Najumi: Tumhare liye Sabz sitara sahi ...

10 saal pehly candle light dinner sirf ameer log ker sakty thy magar ab poorey mulk ki awaam ko ye sahoolut mayussar hai.-Farq to para hai- ...

A man catches a fish. Wife: Can’t cook it due to no Gas, no Elect, no Ata & no Cooking Oil. Man puts the fish back in the River. F...

10 sardar and a girl were hanging below a helicpter on a resQ rope Pilot:one must leave bcoz of over load Girl:i'll sacrifce All sardar ...

SARDAR G aap ko garmi lagti hai tou kya karte ho? Sardar : AC k pas ja k beth jata hon Agar phir bhi garmi lage to? Sardar:Aby Pagal phr AC ...

Fill in the blanks with "Haan" or "Nahi". 1: ___ main insan nahi hon. 2: ___ main hi chor hon. 3: ___ mera koi elaj nahi...

Musharraf comes to Delhi for a meeting with Vajpayee. After dinner, Vajpayee says to Musharraf: "Well Parvez, I don't know what you...

Sardar roz kichen main jata or suger box kholta or band kar deta. WHY? Coz doctor ne kaha tha k apni suger roz check kia karo !!