I’m a police officer and occasionally park my cruiser in residential areas to watch for speeders. One Sunday morning I was staked out in a d...

A client recently brought her two cats to my husband’s veterinary clinic for their annual checkup. One was a small-framed, round tiger-strip...

In the Moreno Valley (Calif.) Recycler: "Homing pigeons free to good home. Must live far, far away."

A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, buddy. I can’t serve you.” “Why not?” the snake asks. “Because you can’t hold yo...

When a rattlesnake got loose in the second-floor hall of the science building at my university, it created quite a furor. Fortunately, one o...

A favorite story among color-film processors concerns the negative of a poodle which a woman sent to a photo-finishing lab. When the print w...

My father’s secretary was visibly distraught one morning when she arrived at the office and explained that her children’s parrot had escaped...